Instead of the usual talk about how ‘I am the best supplement copywriter you had the crazy luck to stumble upon‘, let me tell you a story about two supplement copywriters.
But to better understand what you need in a moment like this, I prepared you a copywriting recipe that only applies to people who have a production and sell dietary supplements.
Of course, the story also goes for Amazon selling ‘Bravehearts’.
(People who are looking for amazon product description writing services.)
After my morning walk, I found a ginormous pile of lettuce leaves in the kitchen. They were picked, washed, and dried on a big tray.
When my girlfriend saw me looking at it, she told me that Riki (a fellow Amazon product description writer) brought it this morning from his garden.
(Riki and Anna have a fabulous vegetable garden nearby where we drink San Pedro and beer).
But Riki was shocked to discover that neither my girl nor I ate lettuce.
“WHAT!???!????? YOU DON’T EAT LETTUCE!???!?????”
– he shouted at the top of his lungs before throwing his enormous shovel-like hands onto his forehead.
“Exactly, Riki,” I replied with guru-level serenity, apparently unaffected by Riki’s lettuce tantrum. “To us, it’s not a vegetable. No calories, no taste, and absolutely no idea how to make it taste good. And we probably burn more calories chewing it than it contains.“
“WHAT THE F*#K!@#!@$%!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Riki screamed while banging his head against his hands.
He stared at us with eyes wide and mouth open before shaking his head and stomping off to way out to do some work (probably while munching on some of that ‘tasty’ lettuce).
Kinda reminds me of the ‘self-help’ act of the cooking industry.
Books and courses that promise 5 EASY STEPS TO FAST, RAPID DELICIOUS MEAL
Ingredients that you already have in your kitchen ✓
An oven ✓
Big spoon ✓
Shiny tongs ✓
And a fancy white hat ✓
They did everything as someone who tried to prepare lettuce and all kinds of other weird stuff, hoping it’ll make them better copywriters or finally land them a sale!!
If you eat enough of it for a long enough (probably years), you might get somewhere.
But wouldn’t it be more efficient to simply “eat” something more nutritious?
I ‘prepared‘ fitness supplements, natural plant supplements, and even manuka honey supplements, and let’s not forget Amazon!!!
Now, let’s get to the real stuff!
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